duche

Someone who does stupid shit to make them self hated and despised by the people around them. Consequentially this may be a fat person named Garret.

"that fat shit Garret is a duche"

by Ranger rotc November 18, 2007

duche tits

Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.

Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.

by Matt McMielke December 22, 2007

Dutcher

When someone is hit in the head extremely hard with a door. It is usually accompanied by pain and suffering but never death.

Yesterday Larry dropped his keys in the parking lot. When he went to pick them up a kid flung open the car door and gave him one hell of a Dutcher.

by Pesach ben Nussan Yisrael April 8, 2009

Duche Bag

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University frat-boys.

"In order to join our fraternity, you must abandon decency and become a complete duche bag."

by Ace July 28, 2004

dueche nozzle

A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.

Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.

by Davey M. March 18, 2003

dusche-bagginess

The amount of dusche-ness that one exudes.

Boy 1 "Fernando is such a dick! Why did he dutch oven me?!?"
Boy 2 "I know, I haven't seen so much dusche-bagginess in a long time!"
***************

That guy is so full of dusche-bagginess.

by Timmy & Kelly Evans November 2, 2007

Vorsprung Durch Technik

German for "Audi, sort-of kicking BMW ass since time immemorial". Also used to annoy Mercedes owners, in cocktail conversations.

Note that to drivers/owners of non-German cars, the phrase is a non-starter.

(...in traffic driving an Audi R8 )

: (honking) "Hey there mate!"

: (said "mate" looks across from his scheißeboxen, aka bmw )

: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, biatch >:E" (speeds away, at infinity mph)

by ImDizzle October 29, 2013