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dual scrotum hanger

A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.
"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"
by Stimy June 13, 2008
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Dual Tongue

When you have two tongues instead of 1 and the second one is pointy and 20 ft long and makes you growl and eat stuff.
Guy 1: That guy is Dual Tongued!
Guy 2: HAHAGRRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRR
by W Rich January 19, 2021
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Dual Wield

The act of fingering two girls at the same time.

Also can be used as the term akimbo
Man, Sarah and Jessica let me dual Wield them last night.
by SCOVE November 14, 2017
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Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!
by JLO70 November 3, 2022
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dual nips

Pressing female breasts together and licking both nippers at once.
"Hunny please do the Dual Nips again!"
by Tony's Treasure 😉 February 20, 2024
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Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.
Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.
by Stoney69 March 16, 2019
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dual wield

the action of stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time
by auxtin January 5, 2024
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