Drunkenstein

A person who has consumed too much alcohol and starts to act and speak like Frankenstein. They usually walk with a stagger or limp and will gravitate towards women and shiny objects.

Keegan turned into Drunkenstein last night and scared off all the chicks. We are lucky no one showed up with torches and pitchforks.

by Bass Windu February 22, 2012

Drunken Monkey

When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.

I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold

by Alex September 24, 2004

drunken pillow

After a night of heavy drinking with your friends. You find yourself in a horizontal position discovering that the chick on top of you is not as beautiful as she was an hour ago. You then proceed to discretely place your pillow on top of your face, quickly covering the monstrosity currently riding your phallus.

Man, thank god he pulled the drunken pillow last night, he would have been scared for life had he seen the way that bitch looked.

by ClarenceGG May 25, 2008

Drunken Clam

A slutty, drunk, older, slightly trashy looking woman at the bar looking to pick up younger men.

Bro, is that your mom at the end of the bar acting like a drunken clam?

by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009

drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

drunken midget

Broad term used to describe something that is undersized for it's needed use. Usually used to describe another object...drunken midget bathtub, drunken midget shower stall, drunken midget closet.

I tried to take a shower at their house, but their shower was designed for a drunken midget.

by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007

facebook drunkie

the term you call a person who somehow in their drunken stooper logs into their facebook account and emails, comments or messages their facebook crush (you) frequently. The message usually contains many mispelled words, inappropriate sexual slurs, and their true feelings about you. This person most likely will try to contact you in the next 24 hours to apologize with a lame excuse. Please do not answer the call.. seriously ignore it.

rachel: oh my god.. i logged onto my facebook account this morning and had recieved a message from john. it said "i louves yourdss tittzyss. callsa mess backksz babaayyu<x3."

brooke: ewwww.. ignore that.. he is a total facebook drunkie. he messaged me last week.

by braovahaaaaa September 19, 2009