rough as old dogs tits

when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.

Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!

by Anna Hughes August 4, 2007

raining cats and dogs

A literal explination for raining cats and dogs is that during heavy rains in 17-century England some city streets became raging rivers of filth carrying many dead cats and dogs. The first printed use of the phrase does date to the 17th centurey, when English playwright Richard Brome wrote in The City Witt (1652): "It shall rain dogs and polecats." His use of "polecats" certainly suggests a less literal explination , but no better theory has been offered. Other conjectures are the the hyperbole comes from a Greek saying, similar in sound, meaning "an unlikely occurrence," and that the phrase derives from a rare French word, catadoupe ("a waterfall"), which sounds a little like cats and dogs. It could also be that the expression was inspired by the fact that cats and dogs were closely associated witht the rain and wind the Northern mythology, dogs often being pictured as the attendants of Odin the strom god, while cats were believed to cause storms. Similar colloquial expressions include it's raining pirchforks, darning needles, hammer handles, chicken coops, and men.

Geeze, its raining cats and dogs out there!

by tree girl May 14, 2005

dogs bollocks

of outstanding quality
originating from 1950s packaging
box, deluxe - dog's bollocks
box, standard - bog standard

my bulldog's the dog's bollocks

by Leo Sayer September 23, 2003

reservoir dogs

Refers to when animals, dogs and rats et cetera, fall into a reservoir and are incapable of escape.
They must therefore eat each other to survive.
A bloody mess, of course, ensues

The Battle at the Kool Moe Dee concert was like a bunch of reservoir dogs going at it.

by Ignatius Strangelove December 5, 2007

Crack Dogs

These dogs are usually Yorkshire Terriers or any other small dogs that could be owned by a gay couple. In this case the small crack dogs will bark and yelp at anything. They make high pitched noises that are beyond 33 decibels. Their noises cannot be blocked. Yorkshire terriers are perfect crack dogs because they will bark whenever rival drug dealers are on your turf. However, other than making noises, these dogs are useless. People who own crack dogs do not have many friends because people in the neighborhood can never get a second of sleep without hearing constant barking.

Fawn Do always has his crack dogs, including the leader Willie, barking at night to protect his house from police invasion.

by the sleepless one September 1, 2009

dogsquid

the opposite of a catfish, when you look bad in photos but look good in person

omg he’s such a dogsquid!!

by fatandobeselol June 10, 2020

Hot dogs and ass

The act of burning the fuzzies off your socks and farting in your hotel room. The simutanous act smells of Hot dogs and ass.

Brian "Dude quit lighting your socks on fire and farting"
Larry "why?"
Brian "it smells like Hot dogs and ass"

by thebb79 January 23, 2011