dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun the or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour meetings today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017

Dickalize

To send or be sent a large amount of dick emoticons on an online messenger

"I was talking to Johnny football hero on msn and he totally dickalized me!"

by csavie92 October 8, 2009

dickage

the aftermath of a dick move, or the aftermath of somebody being a dick

girl 1: "Robbie broke up with me over text."
girl 2: "What a dick move. The dickage is real."

by pseudonym2232 September 15, 2015

dickability

When a man is unable to get or maintain an erection.

Jeff just hasn't been the same since he was diagnosed with chronic dickability.

by Not a Skeeter September 29, 2017

Dickable

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is willing to receive it all

My boyfriend is dickable.

by Eduardo the dickable May 5, 2018

stick-a-dickable

A really hot woman that you would like to have sex with.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see the new temp they hired down in accounting?"
Guy 2: "No, is she hot?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, she's very stick-a-dickable!"

by johnnymack April 7, 2017

Dickapedia

A person constantly reminding you of Wikipedia articles, and usually has no friends and follows people around

That Fucking nerd is being a dickapedia for reciting all those Wikipedia articles

by freonjake April 14, 2009