drain jellyfish

When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.

Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.

by ioctl December 28, 2015

drain the oil

Slang term for urinating.

I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.

by TimmyVD April 24, 2007

Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.

Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.

by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021

Lowest Drain

The biggest whore in the vicinity. The girl that can’t say no, takes on all comers.

Damn son, I haven’t had a bitch in a minute. I’m finna find that lowest drain.

by BebopMurph May 20, 2018

Drain Pipe

When a female wears a low top and shows her cleavage, a.k.a her drain pipe.

Check out her drain pipe!

by ilikedrainpipes February 25, 2011

Currency Drain

An individual in a relationship who sits on their wallet at all times. This individual is usually a female who is an 8.5 or better, believes that looks will carry them through life, whilst being a lemon in bed. Currency Drains are typically not vets in the sack which begs the question, why the fuck do I pay so much?

See Gold Digger

I went out last night with this babe, she was a brutal pump and a huge currency drain.

by kingtugernuts February 22, 2011

Drain Trap

When a nerdy ass white dude hasn't gotten any pussy in the 40 years of his existence but somehow finds some fugly Chinese lady to marry him. Called Drain Trap because she kept him from falling into eternal virginity.

Guy 1: I'm so happy for Bert. The guy hasn't even talked to a girl since freshman year of college but he and Sung-Ling just found each other.

Guy 2: Classic Drain Trap, look it up.

by Mr.nj February 26, 2019