Douche It

A homonym of "Do shit".

"Hey Friend, do you plan to douche it in St. Louis this weekend?"

by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013

Douche

A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.

"God, he's such a douche."

by crazy_birch January 14, 2015

doucheness

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

by levi parker September 5, 2007

douching

process of rinsing out the rectum to make sure that there is no left over shit remaining in the bowel.

squirting water up bum to clean prior to anal sex

by doug December 16, 2003

douche'

An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.

To that I can only say douche' .

by J Bo January 27, 2007

douched

To be screwed over in a displeasing way

Dude those tickets are over priced... yah I know I got douched.

by Josh Takko July 31, 2005

douch

a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person

"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"

by doo-sh October 22, 2003