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doody hairs

Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.
After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.
by mysticblum3 February 5, 2012
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Doopy

An insult. It is without meaning and is to be used only to insult
"You are a doopy"
by Skilliam October 23, 2011
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dooky

He's got dooky in his booty. (hee hee hee)
by Joel Hamburger July 17, 2005
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ska-doosh

When a big fat Panda grabs your finger with his or her thumb and finger and then proceeds to flex his or her pinky, releasing the power of the universe onto you.
SKA-DOOSH!@!!11one
by rickmang May 24, 2009
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Howdy Doody

1. A classic childrens television show from the 1950's featuring Buffalo Bob, a ventriloquist who had, among characters, a wooden puppet named Howdy Doody.

2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
"It's Howdy Doody time, boys and girls!

Howdy!, doody!
by Malcolm X-crement December 7, 2003
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dooby

dooby pene vale mere yaar balyie

eh old star caran mathae ch goli dinde mar balyie
by proper jatt September 12, 2018
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hop blop dooey

crucialness beyond all recognition, meaning even more crucial than being pushmooligan. I mean, if you're only pushmooligan instead of hop blop dooey, you're really just floshmoopy in which case I highly recommend that you take your own life.
In his closing arguments, Senator McRuffless addressed the court, saying, "We should fully support this bill, for it will make the future hop blop dooey for all generations to come."
by kleptobum April 12, 2004
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