by bruh.dude April 16, 2020
Get the doodoofart mug.A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.
The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".
The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.
Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.
(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)
The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".
The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.
Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.
(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)
(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...
by The Poop November 25, 2004
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DooDoo Cock is what a man gets when he goes anal, (Hits it from the back) and his sexual partner hasn't quite wiped her ass clean. As a result of the partner's "anal negligence" the man's penis now has fecal matter on it.
Alternate Spellings: Doo-Doo Cock, Doo Doo Cock
Alternate Spellings: Doo-Doo Cock, Doo Doo Cock
Karlton: Dude, I heard you got some booty last night!
Chris: Nigga, dat shit was FUCKED up! I tapped it from the back, and when I pulled out, I had DooDoo Cock!
Karlton: Oh shit, man! You should have slapped that bitch and told her to wipe her ass! Goddamn, son!
Chris: Nigga, dat shit was FUCKED up! I tapped it from the back, and when I pulled out, I had DooDoo Cock!
Karlton: Oh shit, man! You should have slapped that bitch and told her to wipe her ass! Goddamn, son!
by The Little Fetis March 7, 2009
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A new fondue, invented in Germany, that is taking the sheiße world by storm. The ingredients are vegetable oil and a steaming hot freshly pooed turd. It is mixed up and served over an open flame, on bread or apples. For a rare treat, mix it with poonut butter and serve on ice cream.
by King Souser August 20, 2006
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One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.
Definition 2:
One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.
Definition 3:
One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.
Definition 2:
One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.
Definition 3:
One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Example: Do you have the doodoofoot?
Example 1: Dude you got the doodoofoot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doodoofoot?!
Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOODOOFOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doodoofoot.
Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doodoofootin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doodoofooters.
Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doodoofooting MADMEN!
Other examples include:
STOP DOODOOFOOTIN! or STOP DOODOOFOOTING!
Example 1: Dude you got the doodoofoot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doodoofoot?!
Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOODOOFOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doodoofoot.
Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doodoofootin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doodoofooters.
Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doodoofooting MADMEN!
Other examples include:
STOP DOODOOFOOTIN! or STOP DOODOOFOOTING!
by Vondoodoofoot April 29, 2011
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I left a DooDoo Stevens in the toilet at Sally's house today and it just wouldn't go away no matter how many times I flushed. I didn't know what to do so I went home.
by Professor Dick Donkle May 13, 2011
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