When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.
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Get the Dong Juice mug.A term used to describe a buffoon, someone who regularly embarrasses themselves. Can be used in a derogatory or friendly manor.
Person 1: Man, does he not realize how ridiculous he sounds?
Person 2: He's a mf dongbul
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Friend 1: You suck ass at tf2
Friend 2: Shutup dongbul
Person 2: He's a mf dongbul
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Friend 1: You suck ass at tf2
Friend 2: Shutup dongbul
by Pjpob February 18, 2020
Get the Dongbul mug.Dong song. This is when a man finds an excellent singer with a seven octave voice and ask him or her to perform. When the mouth is open to belt out a big note you slam your cock into their mouth throat deep. Then you pull their ears out hard so so he or she screams loudly and the vibration of the vocal cords make you squirt your love juice in their voice box.
Man 1. Dude did you see that choir girl belt out that big note in church?
Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song
Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song
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Get the mega dong mug.Z-Dong is a guy named Zach Herron in a boy band known as Why Don’t We (he made up this nickname on his own)
Dong stands for penis so his nickname is literally penis Zach.
Dong stands for penis so his nickname is literally penis Zach.
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