Dong Respond

When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.

Ugh Alex just texted me, I'm gonna have to pull a Dong Respond.

by zeethepisces June 12, 2016

Dong Juice

Semen and or cum

He released his dong juice on her back

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

Dongbul

A term used to describe a buffoon, someone who regularly embarrasses themselves. Can be used in a derogatory or friendly manor.

Person 1: Man, does he not realize how ridiculous he sounds?
Person 2: He's a mf dongbul
OR
Friend 1: You suck ass at tf2
Friend 2: Shutup dongbul

by Pjpob February 18, 2020

Dong Song

Dong song. This is when a man finds an excellent singer with a seven octave voice and ask him or her to perform. When the mouth is open to belt out a big note you slam your cock into their mouth throat deep. Then you pull their ears out hard so so he or she screams loudly and the vibration of the vocal cords make you squirt your love juice in their voice box.

Man 1. Dude did you see that choir girl belt out that big note in church?

Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song

by The Office of the special coun July 16, 2022

Honkin' Dong Piece

A penis, normally being a very large one.

John has a big ole Honkin' Dong Piece on him, the ladies are scared to have sex with him.

by Gipple69 July 18, 2010

mega dong

It's mega sized.

Josh: I gave patty the mega dong last night.

by Big daddy tyrese November 22, 2016

z-dong

Z-Dong is a guy named Zach Herron in a boy band known as Why Don’t We (he made up this nickname on his own)
Dong stands for penis so his nickname is literally penis Zach.

Hey! Have you’ve seen that guy in the band why don’t we?
You mean Z-dong? Yeah he’s great!

by Mynameisntlisa:) August 15, 2018