porn dive

The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.

The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."

by MaestroWalrus December 28, 2008

shake diet

A break off of the Opti-fast diet.
The shake diet is eating only five shakes a day that are 180 calories.

I lost 28 pounds on the shake diet, and now i am going to kill jared.

by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007

watermelon diet

The "Watermelon Diet" is the term used to describe the rapid weight loss that accompanies the late stages of a terminal illness, more specifically the AIDS virus. The term was coined by a lifelong closeted homosexual performer, Liberace, who close to the end of his life publicly denied having the AIDS virus, and instead attributed his recent weight loss a result of a "watermelon diet" he was on.

1. - Did Freddy Mercury have full blown AIDS when Queen recorded "The Show Must Go On"?
-Yeah, he was really thin, he was definitely on the "watermelon diet"

2. - Hey Dave you look like you lost some weight? Either your taking really good care of yourself or you're on the "watermelon diet?"

by johnteb September 26, 2010

Diet Solo

A Diet solo stan is a heavily biased person who claims they are a fan of a group but in reality they are very close to being a solo stan. They usually follow mainly solo fanbases of their bias, lots of akgaes and believe victimising agenda and false information like screenshots out of context. Many of them give up on being a fan of the group at some point after being exposed to solo stan narratives for a while and join them, while speaking ill about the fandom they once belonged to.

A Diet solo is someone who is very close to becoming a solo stan/akgae. They usually only support causes related to their bias and don't see anything wrong with supporting the agendas of solo stans, even if it harms the group their bias is in.

by SamuelB92 February 5, 2021

food-doc diet

An accidental diet that starts after you watch a documentary about food.

Dude, my buddy's on a food-doc diet. He just saw Super Size Me and he hasn't been to McDonald's in a month!

I gave up red meat after watching Food, Inc. I guess I'm on a food-doc diet.

by Philosophistry December 20, 2009

diet

Dare
I
eat
this?

I use the DIET method to lose wait by asking myself "dare I eat this?" before I eat anything.

by PersonWhoIsRandom January 24, 2011

Guitar Diet

Eating virtually nothing but Ramen Noodles, as would a low-income college guitarist saving up for a guitar/amp/gear.

Dude: Dude, you can't afford that effects pedal!
Guitarist: Hey, it's no problem, I'm cool with the guitar diet.

by Fat Tony Giovanni April 27, 2007