Diverboy

Gay slang; a young man with a propensity for oral sex.

Adrian is such a diverboy, he's always on his knees.

by Talented_Swag February 23, 2013

divorstitute

n. a mid-30's or older woman who was formerly a strong, independent, feminist type who upon divorcing her husband became utterly incapable of survival without huge infusions of his cash. She generally drives a BMW or Mercedes convertible with "ALIMONY" for license plates.

I met this lady at the bar last night who told me she was unemployed but lived in a nice house and drove a nice car. Her ex-husband is a dentist. She must be a divorstitute.

by lameusername1 April 6, 2014

Diverdickulitis

When you were raped in prison and you can’t digest anything properly. Your asshole is so worn that you wear a diaper.

I was prison raped now I have Diverdickulitis

by Chilon February 6, 2020

Nose Diver

When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.

That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!

by Dramatize May 2, 2008

weasel diver

Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.

"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."

by Rufus McGovern December 31, 2008

Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.

Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.

by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010

luas drivers

cheeky cunts who want more money even though they did a 7 week course to get a job

those fucking luas drivers are on strike again

by maildrial May 16, 2016