dithering prat

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.

God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!

by nourmarie August 5, 2007

dishoveled

When one is physically and mentally exhausted from shoveling large amounts of snow.

Guy 1: Man you look pretty bad

Guy 2: I'm just a little dishoveled after that last 4 foot snow fall.

by DaBosssssss March 9, 2011

mental diahoreao

The sensation of an uncontrollable string of thoughts that can go off on tangents at any time, usually resulting in the sufferer becoming stressed and restless.

An example of a string of mental diahoreao; "Edan cheese tastes weird, what is that red stuff around it, it tastes awful, awful like that vinegar I drank, i wonder what kind it was, i need to sleep though, I think i was spanish, ah bull fighting I'd hate to be a bull, although if i were put out to stud I'd be alright, studs in people's head look weird sometimes, anyway I must sleep now. although didn't that guy i saw at the bus stop have a stud, it looked cool, i wonder what he was eating, oh man I could eat some KFC, yeah a big bucket, like a victorian prostitute eating KFC in the night, i really need to sleep now, maybe if i just don't think," 2 minutes later "although I'd hate to get the clap.."

by Matt Dermon January 2, 2008

dichotomy

1. Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions.
2. Astronomy. The phase of the moon, Mercury, or Venus when half of the disk is illuminated.
3. Botany. Branching characterized by successive forking into two approximately equal divisions.

“the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Auchincloss)

by Robert August 26, 2003

dishonorable discharge

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.

My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009

ditto

when you're talking to someone, and they are thinking/doing the same thing.

Brinsley " Hey whatcha doingg?"
Lauren " Coloring(; "
Brinsley " Oh haha ditto(: "

by secretpink86 January 18, 2010

The Ditto

One that is undecided in it's sexuality.

Jarred: Mitch'l, do you like men or women?

Mitch'l: I don't know.

Jarred: You're the ditto!

by TehDitto April 12, 2009