mountain dew live wire 

Nectar of the Gods with an orange zing.

I drink Live Wire to satisfy my baser instincts.

mountain dew live wire by Stormy Spencer October 31, 2003

Mountain Dew 

The essence of life.

Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.

Mountain Dew by Chop September 1, 2005

shake the dew off the lily 

When a man is going to "shake the dew off the lily" he is talking about shaking the last few drops of urine off his penis after urination. Euphemism for taking a piss.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just gonna shake the dew off the lily.

shake the dew off the lily by Roxannaroxanna November 26, 2013

Whiskey Dew Finger 

1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.

2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.

Matt: “Hey Rob, you want some cheetos?”
Rob: “Nah thanks, I got a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger”

Whiskey Dew Finger by matt5000 June 2, 2010

doritos and mountain dew

The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros

Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8

doritos and mountain dew by CAlonghair May 2, 2016

lez dew 

A saying used to show extreme readiness for an action.

Person 1: You ready to get fucked up?
Person 2: Oh you know it. Lez Dew.

lez dew by C-ho, keepi April 26, 2011

Derpa Dew 

A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.

Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.

Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew".

Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew?

Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.

Derpa Dew by thesteveonator June 5, 2011