Seven Deuce

The worst hand in the game of taxes holdem poker.

Me: I Fold...

Jerry: You couldn't even call my blind?

Me: Yeah i git dealt seven deuce off suit

by JJMacAttack April 14, 2017

Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.

1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.

by Hatman6659 January 3, 2019

Deuce Bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020

deuce-droppin'

The act of dropping deuces, a.k.a. fecal matter, or to the less intelligent, "taking a shit."

I just ate a big bowl of pasta and it's time for a little bit of deuce-droppin' action.

by Fellow Deuce Dropper February 2, 2003

Phantom Deuce

Finding nothing on the toilet paper after dropping a deuce.

After wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, Toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.

by juvas juice November 14, 2012

beut the deuce

The term "Beut the Deuce" is often said when two people have nothing else to say. People start saying it due to prolonged exposure to the Cisco networking class offered online that uses the word "boot" often in its early chapters. The phrase "beut the deuce" is usually repeated more than 5 times in 10 seconds. When two people are having a conversation, and one person does not know what to say in response to another, they often say "Beut the deuce", or some form of it.

Note: Sometimes the word "deuce" is replaced with "deut", to rhyme with "beut".

Person 1: "Wow, that math test was so easy"
Person 2: "Ya, well, you gotta beut the deuce"

Person 1: "I'm tired..."
Person 2: "You just gotta beut that buet that beut that deuce!"

Person 1: "Where do we go now?"
Person 2: "Let's beut our way to the expo!"

by Marben April 18, 2008

bang a deuce

Moving ones bowels.

Pooping.

Taking a shit.

Other ways of saying it: Banging a deuce, bang out a deuce.

Excuse me guys, I got to go bang a deuce.

by Rick0307 September 20, 2006