deranged masturbation

psychopathic masturbation that leads to admission to a mental facility.
“i found her taking part in deranged masturbation”
by eyd1804 March 11, 2024
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Chiefs Derangement Syndrome

Excessive, irrational, or unexplained hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs Football team. Usually siding with the team who is opposing the Kansas City Chiefs every game.
Psychologist: Who did you side with in Super Bowl LIV?
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
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Biden derangement syndrome

"Man 'Ol Joe aint lookin so hot!" "ah. you noticed... he has Biden Derangement Syndrome... bless his soul..."
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Deranged Grindr Syndrome

Deranged Grindr Syndrome (or DGS) is a psychiatric condition affecting an unknown number of gay men who use Grindr for sexual purposes. People with DGS may exhibit a wide variety of antisocial or psychotic symptoms including:

- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without having any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers

- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves

- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again

- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation

- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online

If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
Deranged Grindr Syndrome is like when some rando with no face pic hole-bombs you with 15 photos of their gaping anus and then demands that you unlock your private album.
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Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.
Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner
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Christmas Derangement Syndrome describes a fanatical and borderline psychotic obsession with all things "Christmas," specifically the American style celebration which centers around mindless consumerism and the glorification of kitsch. This celebration has little to do with the birth of one Jesus of Nazareth, the prominent figure in Judeo-Christianity.

Symptoms of CDS are as follows

1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real

There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
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metallica deranged

someone who’s into really like aggressive music and got mentally ill from metal idk
bob: is jayden okay?
tim: no hes metallica deranged
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