dense

something rad, gnarly, cool

MY NIGGA THAT SHIT DENSE

by butthole1961 November 15, 2011

Dense

When something is sick or phat

Dude, that was dense as.

by Degerz September 7, 2015

Denzen

an asshole who fucking takes your shit without asking and steals your food

John:"He is such a denzen"
Garfield:"Yea he stole my fucking lasanga"

by ishashasha December 31, 2019

Dense breast

Noun - a breast, usually a females, that is very dense in nature and typically large in size. As a rule of thumb, dense breasts are also jiggly and fun to play with.

Dude, Christina Hendricks is a smoke show!

I know, she is a total dense breast!

by GRPNR1P September 30, 2016

Densing

Sex move, the ejaculatees' seamen is held in the mouth of the receiver and sternly deposited in the anal passage of that very same person.

"Mum, look at my picture I drew today, my teacher said it was naughty but its just Daddy?"

"Steven, what you saw last night was your father densing with some of his work colleagues, I did ask that you didnt draw a diagram at school."

After all, Steven was always fond of drawing diagrams. Meanwhile, back at Railtrack...

by Dr Webbels October 14, 2008

Dense

Slang for "sick/rad/awesome" as in appearance or "deep, intense, complex" about a conversation. hipster-hippy. Synonymous with "on fleek", "stylin" "ballin" "hip" & any other word that means it's fucking cool as shit. Antonym of "ratchet", "basic", & "lame"

"This week is so DENSE, bro!" See Also: "Yo, those shoes are DENSE man, where you get em?", & "He's super into philosophy, man. We're like soul brothas. We just chill and talk about the dense."

by caroyolo May 24, 2015

dense

adj. used to describe people who..would laugh at dumb shit, has slow brain processing, is always red,talks shit about strangers behind their backs, blonde.

Synonyms: blonde, paris hilton, britney

oh and probably has down syndrome also.

C Au.! milk comes from COWS not the supermakets!! stop being dense!

by Teee Heee July 2, 2008