Defuckled

Having something you own getting all fucked up. Your property getting messed up without your doing.

My girfriend's sone defuckled my brand new starters jacket with gum.

Our son wasn't paying his parking tickets, so now his drivers license is defuckled.

That damn band pretty much defuckled the motel room before they checked out.

by SpanishInsanity April 7, 2011

defuckalize

A vulgar but humorous way of saying fixing, analyzing, decrypting, or diagnosing a complex problem

Friend 1: hey dude what are you doing

Friend 2: i am attempting to defuckalize the bastardized wiring system in my truck, it isnt going too well
Friend 1: well ill bring a case of beer and assist you with it
Friend 2: this day is about to become extremely counterproductive

by Psg1995 May 17, 2016

dafunkel

Dafunkel is where you keep getting mixed up with things that are easy to remember

Or dafunkel means where you are in a jumble and forget something

Fred"it was such a dafunkel today"
Bob"it must of been annoying "

by Magooska December 25, 2016

Defunctioned

When something isn't right or it's faulty.

My tap is leaking it must be defunctioned.

by Loopy_lottie March 19, 2017

defuckinot

a quicker and more convientent way to say “definetly fucking not”

Hey you want to go out to a nice dinner tonight?

Defuckinot

by nobodylikemeC December 17, 2017

defucktable

Getting fucked over, just like your insurance agency does to you when you have an accident

Guy one: hey man i heard you got in a wreck, are you ok
Guy two: yeah, but im gonna have to pay my defucktable

by madrussiangamer July 2, 2018

Defuncatated

A word meaning dysfunctional and retarded, when something looks odd. retarded dysfunctional

That tree looks defuncatated.

Her make up is all defuncatated, she can’t even mix her foundation.

by Chola731 October 25, 2018