danish dream

(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.

Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!

by ScottyMate February 1, 2017

Danish Lemonade

When a man urinates into his partner's gaping asshole.

"OMG!!! I forgot he gave me a Danish Lemonade and when I stood up it poured down my legs!"

by Whale Whisperer June 29, 2017

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009

Going Danish

To go for some pastry

Later on we'll go and get coffee and we'll be going Danish

by Nick hadziannis October 4, 2007

danish prodder

One who participates in the act of shoving one's hard prick onto a pack of warm danish bacon.

"Now he's single, he's a right danish prodder i tell thee."

by Casey Cooper August 24, 2006

Danish

synonym for gay

"bro that guy likes men, hes a straight up danish

by yourfriendatschool September 14, 2018

Dankism

"Dankism" is someone who believes in smoking nothing but the DanKest weed non-stop.

"My Cousin and I are DanKist, and our ritual is Dankism"

by DanKist November 8, 2009