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damn this place sucks balls 

Expression used to state dissatisfication with your current location.

damn, not here 

A phrase that originates in the 2005 video game "Shadow the Hedgehog"; the game's eponymous main character uses the phrase while dying. Currently used by some video game fans--especially Sonic fans--as an expression of discontentment, especially after while dying in a video game, or to evoke humorous responses.
1. (looking for something and cannot find it) Damn, not here!
2. (dies) Damn, not here!
3. 'Damn, not here!' Hehe, remember that?
damn, not here by Tez, a man February 3, 2010

damn, she farted on my dick 

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid
"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

Damn Daniel 

A video that became viral on 2/21/16 which depicts a teenage boy named Daniel. Every day he debuted a new outfit, his friend Josh would say "Damn Daniel". Daniel also owns a pair of white vans so Josh would often say "Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans". It has become a viral internet meme.
Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans!
Damn Daniel by RoyalYoshi September 3, 2016

Damn girl, 

The start of a really cheesey pick-up line.
*Damn girl,* are you from Tennessee? Well you’re the only ten year old I see!
*Damn girl,* did you fall from heaven? Because you look like your face broke in eighteen places.
*Damn girl,* I just lost my phone number, and my social security details.
*Damn girl,* do you have an oxygen mask? Because I’m FUCKING DYING
*Damn girl,* I’m new here, can you give me directions to the nearest AA meeting?
*Damn girl,* if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put D, I, C, K, and S together.
*Damn girl,* is it hot in here, or is it just climate change?
*Damn girl,* are you tired? Because I slashed your tires.
*Damn girl,* lucky I have my library card so I can slit your neck!
Damn girl, by Well, shit. April 22, 2018

damn boi he thicccccccccc

when he extra thicc
Damn boi he thicc
nah you mean damn boi he thicccccccccc