thrice cummed cock

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.

1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.

by the sheen machine February 26, 2009

Cummfy

A term referring to the comfort level of a woman giving oral sex.

You cummfy down there? Because this is going to be a long one.

by Face-time January 28, 2011

cummuffin

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Elissa is quite the cummuffin!

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

Hummus Cummus

Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.

My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus

by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017

cumming

The act of blowing your load on a hot momma!

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Cummy Bear

When a man cums into his partner's mouth (male or female) and said partner has to chew the load for several seconds (due to high seminal viscosity) before swallowing.

Jack gave Janet the cummy bear last night. It almost ripped out her fillings.

by Doc14253 October 18, 2009

cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.

I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.

by BigDickDaddies April 9, 2015