Frozen cucumber

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.

"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen

by Sir_spermy_boy April 27, 2019

Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅

Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

Larry the Cucumber

The sexiest beast everyone loves

Larry the cucumber is sexy

by god6669 March 20, 2020

Cucumbear

A bear made entirely out of cucumbers, very rare to see unless under the influence of highly mind altering substances whilst watching a nature documentary or Yogi Bear. Could also be a possible character in future episode of adventure time.

Guy 1: Dude, do you see that Cucumbear over there man that's so meta!
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up jerk off you know they're not real, you must be trippin some serious balls right now
Guy 1:How do you trip balls?
Guy 2: ...Idiot

by Brunstwig February 24, 2013

cucumber rumble

When you put a nicely sized, and well oiled cucumber into a girls vagina, just for shits and giggles.

"Me and my girlfriend were bored, so she deicided to let me give her a nice cucumber rumble...man I love that bitch."

by gettnthatpoon April 6, 2006

mall cucumber

A cucumber that is brought to a mall so it can be used as a weapon and sex toy for women.

Man, that mall cucumber is a great weapon and a sex toy.

by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013

Cucumber

A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)

Tyler’s cucumber itches

by Patriotic Leftie February 26, 2021