crunkshowed

an extension from the word crunk , the term crunkshowed refers to so one one who is under the influence of extensive amounts of both alcohol and THC.

crunkshowed is used when simply saying someone is crunk, just won't cut.

john: hey did you see Julian?, he just did a keg stand!
Jane: oh really? cause the last time i saw him he was taking a bong rip!
john: man he must be so crunkshowed!!!

OR

Rory: hey look Julian is just sitting in the corner laughing.
Matt: look now, he is puking his guts out !

Santiago: calm down guy's, he's just crunkshowed.

by bushpounder September 2, 2010

Crunkigh

A condition of being crazy drunk and high simultaneously.

Dude, we were drinking gin and juice and smoking weed all night long..we got seriously crunkigh.

by Whooty wrangler September 13, 2012

Crunchyroll and Chips

The weeaboo way of saying...

Netflix and Chill

Kirito: HEY ASSUNA WANNA WATCH CRUNCHYROLL AND EAT CHIPS?????
ASSUNA: SURE LETS BANG HARD!!!

Crunchyroll and Chips would be like, hey, wanna bang?

by FedoraNeckbeard April 4, 2016

Crundor

A deciduous forest town with many creeks, hogs, ghouls, and Crugas. Crundor is defined by its many coffee shops, frequent rain storms, and aromatic pompano lilies.

Catan is strictly prohibited in Crundor.

"Lets go to Crundor so we can hike in the mountains and eat fish scented lilies!"

"I wish Catan was allowed in Crundor!"

by Rowan1231 July 11, 2018

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009

beefy crunch box

An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.

Jaquin went to the doctor because Regina's beefy crunch box left his dick toe up from the flo up.

by SEBLDR11 November 19, 2015