Crowned

the act in which a person proceeds to ejaculate on someone's forehead after suffocating them with a pillow

Last night I was fuckin' this one broad and she had me choke her. Once she was out, I finished up on her forehead. CROWNED BITCH!!

by Pillow Princess July 31, 2009

Croney

a Mad Mento Crazy Person !!!

Ahm Mad CRONEY n Ahm Gonny Pan Yer Heed In !!!

Croney's Gonny Get Ya !!

Aww Heer dae u Know mad Croney ??.. Heard Hes Mental !!

by Croney January 13, 2004

Cooned

A hot drunken mess and state of being where you rummage through food, destroy furniture, and try to have sex with everything.

Man that guy is so Cooned, he ate all the snacks and is trying to hook up.

by JohnnyBravvvo September 16, 2016

Crowned Up

Someone who acts as if they are better-than others who are in the same self-imposed bad situation. Someone who thinks they are better than anyone around and deserves special treatment. Someone who should not think so highly of oneself due to bad prior actions, missteps or inexperience.

Don’t get all Crowned Up there mister. With your credit history is was difficult to get you THIS loan!

This guy is all Crowned Up thinking he shouldn’t have to have to do it, because of who he knows.

Just because you are new don’t get all Crowned Up and think that this does not apply to you too.

by Freeway September 8, 2019

conedom

A Condom for your ice cream cone to protect against germs.

Use a conedom on your ice cream cone. No protection. No delicious confection. Don't get and ITD (ice cream transmitted disease) use a conedom

by black lantern September 25, 2009

Cronenberged

Typically a failure that is so immense that there is no recourse except for completely starting over. Unlike a Kobiyashi Maru, there is no sollution.

The party was totally Cronenberged after the cops showed up

by Dyslexic Stoner July 13, 2017

corned beef

crap from which you ate corn some time ago

1'000000 more pounds of corned beef to go

by Butler-Bot June 12, 2003