Critter

A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.

This critter lives here rent free!

by Apt20 September 4, 2020

crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

by apt109 November 25, 2015

Cruelity critters

When someone say and does cruel things. Judges others because there not intelligent. Cruel intentions to make a person feel like they belong with the giants. HUMAN LIFESare not there concern. Using intelligence to make a person never feel good enought until they feel exactly what they think about someone. Not letting go to someone they think is retarded and stupied. Doesn't care how a person views there own self. Making sure you feel the same way they do . Insecurityhoarders. Making sure others see you the same way. Like a bully at a school. Make the world more heartless.

That cruelity critters told the classmate your parents must have been restarted

by Truthnut June 14, 2020

crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023

Smiling Critters

Dumb plush toys from the game Poppy Playtime, their alright ig

Person 1: Yo did you play the new Chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime?

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though

Person 1: The what?

Person 2: Smiling Critters

Person 1: Who tf are they?

Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,

Person 1: Oh okay lmao

by UrLocalLesbian February 13, 2024

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

Critter

A specific type of girl in engineering who look like 6th graders and fill their heads with math equations. They often merge into one crowd like a rat king. They are indistinguishable from one another. They all have the same personality.

Robert: Hey Nick! Let me send you my schedule for next semester!
Nick: Awesome possum Robert! Send it to me on Snapchat!
Robert: You have Snapchat?! You have no bitches though!
Nick: How am I supposed to find a girl when all the girls in my class are critters!!

by ErinGoo January 25, 2024