Critter

A lover of the web series Critical Role. Often heard asking "Is it Thursday yet?" or "How would you like to do this?". Best greeted by saying"Bidet".

Did you see that Critter across the road, she was "Makin' her way".

by DrownedSprinkle August 29, 2022

Critter

Games so shit, they are good

You: I need a game to play!
Them: I have a critter game you can play! It's called "Jones on Fire"
You: Sweet Thanks!

by OMEGALULL June 7, 2018

Critter

Critter: Used to describe someone who has been arrested no less than ten times for petty shit. Someone who is on a first name basis with local police and jail staff. A crackhead, meth-head and/or drug addict. It is rare that drugs are not involved but it does happen. Most often someone who is one step above being homeless. Also someone who will steal your stuff then lie to the cops. Has no more than 5-6 teeth and whose face looks like a coffee cake. Generally works odd job for no more than 2 months due to constant arrest. This is also a person who finds employment through various manual labor temp places like Rent-A-Drunk. Mostly found living with other critters. Usually drives a shitty beat up pickup or a sub-compact Toyota.

Hey dude, check out that guy over, is he walking our way?
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.

Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.

Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.

by Tronald John Drump October 17, 2021

Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

smiling critters

A group of critters, there are four in total. Names are. Dogday, Picky Piggy, catnap, Craftycorn, bubba bubbaphant, Bobby bearhug, Kickin Chicken. You can now play it on steam (Poppy Playtime Chapter 3)

S-M-I-L-E everyday! Smiling critters!

by ^^CooKieZ!^^ March 29, 2024

Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch

Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters

by Googoogagagaga March 28, 2017

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010