Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.

When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.

by Impallallamballa March 9, 2019

critter

a very cute critter

critter

by zawaiscute August 14, 2022

major critter

A term for an animal that is considered cute despite being dangerous to others and/or the environment.

Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

Critter

Critter

A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.

"The bar is crawling with critters tonight "

by jcghnn May 11, 2022

crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023

Crittering

1. Digging through an entire wikipedia page for a gacha to discover as many waifu/husbandos as possible. Contagious.

2. Infest another's mind with one particular subject, causing them to only think about that subject for an extended period of time, even if the critterer does not partake in the subject.

"They were crittering around the idolm@ster wiki last night"
"My mind was crittered with Akayona last week, I binged it all in one day"

by Critteron April 7, 2024

Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022