a cristina

A GAY ANNOYING PERSON WHO SLAPS PPL AND KICKS PPL AND IS ANNOYING AND HATES A LOT OF PPL EXCEPT A GIRL NAMED SCARLETT

ur such a cristina

by REDISAWESOME November 27, 2018

Crasterbation

The art of evasively jerking off in a high school computer lab.

Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...

by Crassmaster9000 September 16, 2014

Cristina

cristina is derek’s nigga and she is the only g and trevor is unlucky asf and stupid as shit to not notice is

cristina makes trevor die since she is only derek’s nigga

by derek’s nigga March 5, 2018

Cristena

Cristena is the brightest guiding light on the stormiest of seas. Her smile could warmth the soul of the coldest heart. Cristena is like a Sunday evening with a light breeze and a pink sky. She is everything.

Cristena is a tinder-ella.

by Jleigh. November 23, 2021

Cristena

The most hilarious, sweetest, cutest, most awesome girl alive. Every person needs a Cristena as a friend. Cristenas’ are loyal and trustworthy and amazing friends. the world needs Cristenas’ to remind you to keep smiling!

“Cristena is my best friend."

"I don’t know what I'd do without Cristena."

by enlightened November 23, 2021

Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

cristaria

a beautiful girl with strong intelligent instincts. she never lets little things bother her and is liked my many people. very unique and doesn’t realize it sometimes and wants to be like everyone else. very smart with a long future upon her.

boy 1: did you see her??
boy 2: yea that’s cristaria!
boy 1: i’m going to go talk to her!
boy 2: you’ll never get her man,
boy1: ig ur right...

by Cristaria December 21, 2017