ass crippling trots

Self explanatory for a severe case of diarrhea. Generally, resulting in the pat - don't wipe method.

I got a stomach bug and had the ass crippling trots for a week!

by stahlout September 15, 2006

chumpling

1. A term used to describe little people. See also midget, elf or hobbit.

" Do the chumplings in Little People Big World have to ride in car seats? "

by chavez chavez February 7, 2010

crimpin

A cripple that excels in the art of pimping. This trait is usually found in an individual with no use of their legs, loud and rowdy attitude, and always surrounded by a group of followers.

Everyone knows Gardner, that kid is straight crimpin.

by baldwinofdeath February 25, 2010

Chimping

When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.

Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!

by 0irish October 9, 2012

Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.

Holy fuck that guy is chimping.

by TheHairyGhost October 30, 2014

Climping

Spontaneously taking a day off work in order to have a day out with a friend or lover.

Like bunburying in The Importance of Being Earnest, it comes from a preferred destination for the activity, where the name of the location then becomes a verb.

Do you fancy climping on 14th October?

by Adrian Swall September 19, 2010

Crisping

When one doesn’t have a condom and has to use and inside out crisp packet (preferably not chilli flavour)

Damn it I forgot a condom, fancy a crisp...?

Gonna have to be a crisping tonight daring

by Lucifer24 September 1, 2019