crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013

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Crappercash

The amount of money that is theoretically earned while taking a poop at work.

Mate, I just earned 5 big ones in crappercash, and by the way I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes or so, it stinks!

by Zombleton Smith January 4, 2017

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Cpaperoo

When one fucks a woman intensely and ends up blocking her number and all social media the day after

I gave the Anna a cpaperoo the day after we fucked.

by Kiwi Banga February 24, 2018

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Craprehension

Noun.

When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.

the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.

Your craprehension is amazing.

by Hi Jinx May 7, 2020

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Chaperone

A person in a group designated to be sober so that order can be sustained. This is especially common in large groups or with use of substances that affect decision-making skills.

Tom: Yo brad hit this!
Brad: I’m a chaperone fuck off!

by HeeshGreesh October 19, 2020

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