Crabstick-a-doodlie-deez

A word used to replace crap, because that's not very nice.

Ahhh u piece of crabstick-a-doodlie-deez. Go f*** urself

by LivvyMcMuffin August 12, 2019

yellow chapstick

the act of q-tipping someone and then rubbing the q-tip around the rim of the anus, then kissing the anus

dude you bang cristina?

other dude: yea she was good to she wanted a yellow chapstick

by quecke707 July 19, 2011

Nutty Chapstick

When you wipe some sweat off of your nut sack with two fingers and then wipe the sweat onto the victims chapped lips.

"My nuts are sweaty and itchy. I think I'm going to catch Jennifer by surprise with a nutty chapstick"

by GrizzlyBear211 July 10, 2014

crabstick

adjective - relating to sushi bars, the act of getting an item of one's clothing stuck in the conveyor belt, usually resulting in a rather embarrassing circuit of the sushi bar as dictated by the speed of the belt.

"u might want to tuck ur tie in when we go for sushi later, u don't want to crabstick"

by buffetman March 2, 2009

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011

Chattanooga Chapstick

An underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone's chapstick into your rectum, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.

Pardon me Bob, but that's a Chattanooga Chapstick you're applying.

by yottabad July 11, 2011

Cranatical

I must first say, I am startled that this vital word has not already been defined. But, as it has not been, I feel it is my duty to do the deed. Put simply, cranatical is a mixture between crazy and fanatical. In truth, however, cranatical has a far more complex definition. Its utterance is to be taken seriously, though not without a dash of lighthearted humor--true to the AmerEnglish tradition, cranatical is a hybrid of two words, the lovechild of insanity and exuberance, ecstasy and madness, rhapsody and hysteria. Cranatical should not be used too often, due to its intensity, but when used, it should be shouted, screamed, yelled, and expelled from its speaker's mouth with fervor and ferocity.

Example One:

Upon finding himself chock-full of some kind of unbridled enthusiasm (drug induced, one might infer), T-Bone vociferated:

"Shit is cranatical!" Referring to his evening--and experience--thus far.


Example Two:

Upon arriving at a rather boisterous festivity, Shaquifa said to her male counterpart, Dutch:

"Damn boy, this party's fuckin craNATICAL"

(Note how Shaquifa chose to stress the latter segment of the word--this is commonly done to further emphasize its meaning)


These are merely two of countless instances where cranatical is an appropriate word choice. Given its versatility, I urge you now, reader, go now out unto the ripe Earth and speak this prodigious word with pride.

by l.n.r. February 17, 2009