crackulations

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.

"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Crockpot

A woman that gets hotter as she gets older. Much like the way a crock pot works

She's such a crockpot, she used to be fat, but now she's hot

by Brosephstein June 24, 2016

Crackloe

Refers to a hot/sexy girl.

Mane, that crackloe is beautiful as hell!

by The rush hour... June 17, 2016

Crockpot relationship

A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.

-Linda, are you still with Nick?

- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?

by ListenLynda September 16, 2017

CrackBotNPC

Some crack-smoking tard brain on social media that can't rationally think and keeps saying the same shit in a argument.

This fucking CrackBotNPC will not shut the fuck up about Republicans/Democrats keeps using shity generic argument points.

by CracklingLSDMan February 11, 2019

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019

crackporn.com

Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).

Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com

by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019