baby carrot

a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis

He has a baby carrot.
or
What did Baby carrot say?

by KellyAnn August 29, 2006

carrot top

a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.

Somebody get Carrot Top off the air, please.

by KRHimself October 24, 2004

Carrot Farmer

A girl who hasnt yet perfect the art of the handjob, and when giving one, acts as though she is pulling a carrot out of the ground.

Dude, she sucked at giving HJ's, she was a total carrot farmer.

by Ryan Beacher October 9, 2008

carrot anal

this is the gay masturbation technique "carrot anal".

This involves the insertion of the carrot into a male's anal cavity to massage the prostate, some consider this to be the males G-spot .
This was a technique founded by Dr.J Wilson. of teeside university who was proud to publish his inventon

as a group of large men walked into the bedroom they were intrigued to fined one of his peers with a carrot in his arsehole, they called it carrot anal :0

by AME PUSSY DESTROYER November 8, 2013

carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

carrot crotch

a red haired person. Refers to the person's red pubes.

Carrot Top must be a carrot crotch

by Jim Quinlan January 15, 2007

Andrew Diced Carrots Burger

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018