Constimate

To legitimize a marriage by have anal sex for the first time.

"Hey did you and Mary constimate the marriage yet?" "Yeah man she couldn't poop for hours after."

by SemiNation October 18, 2014

constating

originating or establishing

A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.

by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005

constahorn

Basically being a guy, constantly horny.

my girlfriend is constahorn man it rocks

by Kendal H May 5, 2006

Constance

The longer way to say Connie.

Constance decided to just be called Connie.

by TheBlueHedgehog October 26, 2015

constagankage

The act of constantly being ganked in an MMO game by the opposing faction. Often takes place on servers with imbalanced populations.

MMO Nerd 1: Holy balls dude, the horde aer teh gankings me nonstops!1!!
MMO Nerd 2: I know, it's constagankage. Let's quit and play PvE
MMO Nerd 3: Carebears.

by brentdk December 4, 2007

constafuct

1. Being in the state of constant misfortune or in a non-stop state of disrepair.

2. Constipation after a heavy night of drinking or drug use.

"Sucks to be Mike, not only did he get laid off from work today but on his way home he got a flat tire and a call from his wife saying she is leaving him because she got a notice of a Federal Tax Audit...that boy keeps getin constafuct!"

Constipation
fucked
screwed
constafuct
consta-fuct

by UTN Studio July 10, 2009

consta-bitch

Mainly used for describing a woman who is on her period. Or for any person who is being a bitch all the time

Damn bro, is she being a consta-bitch or what?

by coolalec December 29, 2010