Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

condom

something that stops babies from being made

i didnt use a condom when i was fucking her

by big edwin December 13, 2017

condom

wiener sockie wockies

"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.

by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017

Condom

What your parents wished they used

We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods

by Fightmeeeee May 23, 2018

Condom

A Type Of Rubber To Use When HavingSex To Protect Yourself

Girl:Did You Get The Condom For Tonight?
Boy:Yeah I Got It For Protection.

by CHEESECAKE 13 May 30, 2018

Condom

sexual intercourse between a heterosexual couple or homosexual relationship to reduce the risk of linking the sperm and the egg and creating a fetus to later be born into a child which will cost an average of 12,000 dollars a year. therefore condoms are good

damn make sure you use a condom when you smash

by oliviao June 27, 2018

Condom

Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun

I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring

by Josuetherealidiot May 9, 2018