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Concentration Cramp

An alternative name for a headache.

Discomfort experienced when an individual has been focusing on a task for too long and needs a break.
"All this cramming for our European history class will be worth it when we get an A"

"I sure hope so, memorizing all the dates is giving me a serious concentration cramp"
by ratherdashing April 1, 2017
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conceptual sex

Adj. concepts concerning sexual intercorse usually sexual role play (i.e batman and robin) or when holding a fidget spinner
I had conceptual sex after looking at that horse.

Pennsylvanian: I think I just had conceptual sex.

New Jerseyian: you thinkin about your cousin again lol .
by Yar big daddy July 3, 2017
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Tea Concentrate

The super-strong liquid left at the bottom of your mug after a teabag has been left in your now drunken tea. This usually occurs as a result of failure to completely drink the beverage or dispose of the teabag beforehand.
Trevor: Have you finished drinking that yet?

Bob: Pretty much, do you want this Tea Concentrate?

Trevor: Hell no.
by EdoubleLIOT January 15, 2011
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Bullshit Concert

( noun ) Display of foolishness and fuckery.
I can't believe anyone is buying into this. It is a total bullshit concert.
by HuggyHand January 1, 2012
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uranating contest

How some people say or write (and spell} the phrase, "pissing match".
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
{Police officer}: So, what's going on Megan?
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
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pubic concert

A party of the pubes intlocking with your mate or sex partner.

-Alexander Biter RHS 2017
lets have a pubic concert Trent.
by amosc: dadddyyyy.alex November 16, 2017
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Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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