Communist Shower

When you get a large amount of cooked or uncooked rice thrown at you from a minimum of two feet from where you are standing.

I went to glens wedding and at the end they totally gave him and his wife a Communist Shower!

I tried to steal rice from a rice field in China, but they caught, beat me up, then finished it off with a Communist Shower.

by Cike_Maballero October 21, 2010

The Communist Democracy of Samland

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at [e-mail] to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*

Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi

by hutao! September 27, 2019

communist

Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".

Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!

by rtv0587 November 18, 2010

Gay Communist

Liberal Democrats performing homosexual acts on as many homo & hetro's they can.

Boyd, Alexandrite, TPC, GZ, Cail Chris and many others.

by Dr Know It All May 6, 2005

Communist

Someone who believes "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." - Karl Marx This fallacy falls apart when all communists finally snap to the fact that if their need exceeds their ability they should be able to eat without working (also see socialist, democrat).

"Those kids are a bunch of communists." in reference to a bunch of slackers all living in the same apartment who believe "someone" is supposed to go buy food.

by hillsurfer March 28, 2007

Communist

Communist;

1)Therm used by Republicans, rednecks, and others a like, who think that everyone that doesn't agree with anything the U.S.A. does is a uncivilized communist.

2)A communist is an advocate of communism, a Communist is a member of a Communist Party or another similar organization.

1)"Dirty, communistic al-Qaeda terrorists!"

2)"Marx had communistic ideologies."

by HenkPaal November 26, 2006

communist cunt

1. Derogatory term used as a description for a russian bitch

Yeah thats right you communist cunt - Tony Soprano

by ABJ March 20, 2005