Someone who creates a commercial.
by Insane Human May 12, 2018
Get the Commercialographer mug.Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.
While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.
by QuacksO February 27, 2019
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by Leonard661 May 3, 2020
Get the Commercial mug.To get very upset and on edge from watching the same commercial multiple times. In many cases you start to hate the actors in the commercials personally.
by MrRogersSweater July 11, 2021
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by lolilol_swiss September 5, 2021
Get the commercial song mug.Occurs when people gather to watch a sporting event or tv show. They watch the show with joy, then the room turns awkward once it cuts to commercials. Either people mindlessly watch the commercials, or they go on their phones.
Jared and Denise were having fun at their super bowl party until they got hit with commercial cringe.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 14, 2023
Get the Commercial Cringe mug.A holiday that a lot of companies & businesses expect for the average person to spend a lot of money for.
1: Hey, Valentine's Day is coming up, what are going to do for your SO?
2: Nothing really romantic, we're just going to spend the day together.
1: You're not going to get her something?
2: Why do I have to get her something physical like jewelry or something to prove my love to her? It's just a Commercial Holiday so the fat cats at the top get my money . I don't need one day to prove my love for her.
1: You're selfish.
2: Last time I checked, a relationship requires two people. It's not solely on the guy to make stuff work.
2: Nothing really romantic, we're just going to spend the day together.
1: You're not going to get her something?
2: Why do I have to get her something physical like jewelry or something to prove my love to her? It's just a Commercial Holiday so the fat cats at the top get my money . I don't need one day to prove my love for her.
1: You're selfish.
2: Last time I checked, a relationship requires two people. It's not solely on the guy to make stuff work.
by Royal_Defense710 February 10, 2026
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