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Cleaning the Dog

Dropping the kids off at the pool. Taking a dump. When someone takes a long inconvenient shit, typically at a party.
Last night during a board game, Denton was cleaning the dog and prevent the group from finishing the game.
by martin2016 June 25, 2016
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Pool Cleaning

Ramming a pool cleaning aparatus into an intoxicated female's vagina until she screams out in orgasmic pain while a large group of party goers look on.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about what Mike did to Joanna last night at the party?

Jon: Yea i heard he gave her a good pool cleaning. Good for him!
by Pobzar August 5, 2010
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Toilet Cleaning Slag

1)An assertive female that is not desired by self-respecting men, whilst also having commoner attributes.
Disloyal, unrealistic and usually overweight, they enjoy pre-adult unplanned pregnancies, generally have very poor hygiene and wear cosmetics excessively. Not genuine, nor intelligent, they don't aspire to anything, their only job highlight will obviously be cleaning lavatories.
Michael: Hayes says she is such a toilet cleaning slag. How nasty can a woman actually be?
Philip: Oh, you'd be suprised. There's alot of them out there...(pointing at the women walking out of the emergency exit)
by Michael J. Rogan April 30, 2008
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Cleaning the Slate

Cleaning the slate is the act of getting so drunk that you wipe your brain clean of any recent information that you may have gathered. Slate cleanings are popular after big tests, projects, deadlines, or break-ups.
Josh had a really rough finals week, so he planned on cleaning the slate over the weekend to free up more space in his brain.
by mad_mike701 August 31, 2011
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Cleaning Crew

(n) - Fuck a girl up her anus as she shits on your penis. You then make her or them give you a blowjob until they clean the poo of your penis
Wayne currently had a cleaning crew. Sadly, he didn't know she had eaten Indian food.
by ironmonkey3 February 4, 2010
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Spring Cleaning

a term used by drug dealers or high minded criminals to "clean up" when they get word the Feds have obtained a search warrant to check their property.
Tony- Let's go,... NOW!
Paulie- Why?
Tony- Spring Cleaning
by myspace/cartelzww April 24, 2007
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Cleaning Lavelle

While having sex the guy craps in his girlfriends mouth and scoops it out with his dick
I did a cleaning lavelle with mike's sister last night.
by Kyle March 3, 2007
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