Clarty

Scottish word for dirty - usually sticky or muddy dirt. May come from 'clart' which is dirt or mud and then 'clarted' would be covered in mud or dirt.

Whoever sees fit to let there dog empty there guts on the path, it is irresponsible clarty and lazy.

by Concorde40 May 20, 2019

clarrite

Clarrite is a sexy beast who gets with all the asians. She’s a good bro bro and also goes by the name Mcfoy.

Person: Yo i got with all those asians last night
Person 2: Lol you’re such a clarrite

by Holgar April 26, 2020

cocaine clarity

Something that made total sense after a line of cocaine.

"why did you send a dick pic to your cousin?"

"cocaine clarity mate! "

by Thsyrus June 15, 2016

Post thought clarity

Similar to post nut clarity. When you have a brilliant idea in your head, but once you say or do it, you realize how unbelievably dumb it sounds.

Sky: "So the teacher asked me for examples and I said the thing that sounded the smartest in my head, but it just made me look dumb"
Ave: "Sounds like you had post thought clarity my man"

by SoldierAce April 7, 2022

Clarity Sex

When don't know where u stand in a relationship so you have sex to clear everything up.

I just had clarity sex with dolores because our relationship been in a weird spot recently.

by hdbz September 3, 2016

Clarted

Clarted means your going to get beat up by someone

Oi big man, get off my ends or your gonna get clarted by my gang innit.

by beltedhaha December 31, 2020

Clarting

UK slang for drive by shooting as featured in JHus Common Sense song, Clartin'.

Hop in the 4x4 Dem mans go clarting off on that blood clart type pagan man

by BowelSpilla October 7, 2017