clarg

A somewhat retarded and uncoordinated member of the tasmanian society. A source of amusement for most youths who know of him.

'Oh that was a bit of a clarg wasnt it?' (clarg in this instance meaning 'stupid thing', etc)
'Oh hi doctor clargrg, do you have a meatspin appointment later on today?'

by clarg October 10, 2007

Clarion Area High School

A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free

Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)

by Moist Mike May 28, 2019

Claribel

If you know a Claribel, you’re the luckiest person in the world! Claribel’s are so sweet/kind! They are constantly apologetic but that sweetens them more! Claribel’s are naturally gorgeous and hardworking. They’re a softie but dont let them fool you- they’re dominant. If you know a Claribel and you don't/didn’t treasure her... you messed up big time!

I know Claribel! She’s that shy giggly girl in our class!

by sixelagnav November 17, 2020

Clarkejob

A man with a very large penis OR a sexual act that only someone with the last name of Clarke can give or receive.

1.Wow Clarkejob you have a huge cock!

2. That was a great Clarkejob you gave me last night.

by The J.O.B. May 20, 2011

Clara

Clara is a beautiful amazing girl. She has the most pretty eyes and will make your day just by talking to you. She will make you smile the second you see her beautiful face. She gives the warmest hugs and kisses. She’s also the best girlfriend any man could ask for

Clara walks into the restraunt

Every guy at the restaurant: “wow that girls beautiful

by Clara’s boyfriend June 16, 2019

Clarinet

A B flat pitched woodwind instrument, normally used in concert, marching, and jazz bands. A clarinet has a very large range, over 3 octaves, as well as a warm tone quality when played correclty. Clarients are black and most commonly made of grenadilla wood or African blackwood or plastic, with nickel or silver keys. It is 2 feet and 2 1/4 inches long. A clarinet uses a reed to produce a tone. Overall, the clarinet may be one of the most, if not the most versitile instrument in any band or orchestra because of its huge range and different sounds as you change through the octaves. When played correctly, all the octaves can sound beautiful and smooth transitions are possible.

The clarinet soloist switched through her ranges without difficuty and the beautiful sound that was produced was like that of a lullaby.

by MountainDew July 31, 2005

Dick Clark

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.

This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!

by Assessment January 2, 2004