New Classical

Fuckin' A - Old classical is a boring, lame, useless waste of time. Today only old people listen to this crap and when they are dead, classical music will be gone forever. Every time a classical radio station goes off the air or a symphony orchestra goes bankrupt music gets better. This stuff can't go away soon enough.

The old people in the nursing home couldn't take listening to good music, so they listened to old classical music. For young people 50 cent is the new classical music.

by baseballaaron December 29, 2005

Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound

A wonderful school that focuses on upholding the virtues and honoring the arts.

Please stop posting rude things about Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound

by Sir Founder April 27, 2021

Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

Colaptical

Colaptical; Derives from the word collapse, has the same energy as the universe when it collapses; adjective

A: “Dude you’re down colaptical”
B: “That event was colaptical”

by PizzaHutPizza March 10, 2022

Clastical

Having to do with the class system

In countries with class systems conversations can often get clastical.

by Bojang Bangles August 9, 2024

claticatismilcation

the action of not talking to weird, bitches that make one's self unhappy.

I used my good instict and claticatismilcation and stopped talking to that girl.

by reasonable ricky February 10, 2010

crapical user interface

A play on the term graphical user interface, used to describe a poorly designed or hard to navigate user interface

I can't use a flip phone after using a smartphone, I get lost in their crapical user interface.

Government websites always look like they were designed in the 90's and built for IE, quite the crapical user interfaces

by golduck March 28, 2013