The act of getting the claves (latin percussion instrument) clave taken away from you. Usually because you are playing them when you are not supposed to be.
Mrs. Conway: "Everybody stop playing, Graham, does this song call for claves? I didnt think so. Give me those."
He has just been claved
He has just been claved
by davidhasselhoff73 November 12, 2009
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Get the your mother called mug.!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
by laser_fox March 10, 2021
Get the Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani mug.In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Archer catches his mother having phone sex.
Conversation ensues.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
Conversation ensues.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010
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2) In hold 'em, a Queen and 8 of any suit. Tempting to play, but you'll never win.
3) Any unpleasant female named Hope
2) In hold 'em, a Queen and 8 of any suit. Tempting to play, but you'll never win.
3) Any unpleasant female named Hope
1) I saw Blood for Blood in '99 and they opened with "A Bitch Called Hope"
2) (After watching Queen-eight lose a showdown) *shakes head* "A bitch called Hope"
3) Walker: "What'd you do last night?"
TR: "Went out with that bitch called Hope."
Walker: "How was it?"
TR: "Sucked. What'd you think?"
2) (After watching Queen-eight lose a showdown) *shakes head* "A bitch called Hope"
3) Walker: "What'd you do last night?"
TR: "Went out with that bitch called Hope."
Walker: "How was it?"
TR: "Sucked. What'd you think?"
by Artemis Hornswaggle January 7, 2007
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I was at a party the other night, and I called an audible right in front of a bunch of hot chicks. How embarrassing.
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I was at a party the other night, and I called an audible right in front of a bunch of hot chicks. How embarrassing.
by ritzyrules April 18, 2009
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Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"
Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."
Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."
Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."
Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."
by westfalia February 17, 2010
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