by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019

by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025

by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025
