Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

The U.S.A Circumcision

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.

BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision

by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019

ok circumcised

something ittastelikeafetus on instagram says cause shes so funny and epic cool

chase keith : new post

ittastelikeafetus: ok circumcised

by jizzinyourjuulkids December 29, 2019

nantucket circumcision

When your scrotum is cut to look like a Nantucket lighthouse with working light.

When the Stratman's found out they were having a boy, they opted for the Nantucket circumcision.

by KohnJerry September 20, 2016

Quarterly Circumcision

At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.

Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021