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Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
mugGet the Head off, like a bad circumcisionmug.

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
mugGet the the old right-handed circumcision ploymug.

Hick circumcision

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday
by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022
mugGet the Hick circumcisionmug.

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.
The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
mugGet the Jean Zipper circumcisionmug.

The U.S.A Circumcision

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019
mugGet the The U.S.A Circumcisionmug.

Circumcised Sex

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025
mugGet the Circumcised Sexmug.

circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat
My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier
by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025
mugGet the circumcised soldiermug.

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