by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
Get the Head off, like a bad circumcision mug.A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
Get the the old right-handed circumcision ploy mug.The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019
Get the The U.S.A Circumcision mug.Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
by Barberella September 1, 2020
Get the roadside circumcision mug.Not to be confused with Radical Circumcision, which is something of a another whole level.
Basically a normal circumcision, but with the small two blubs at the sides right at the opening of the urethra, also removed. This is usually seen on many male pornstars.
Basically a normal circumcision, but with the small two blubs at the sides right at the opening of the urethra, also removed. This is usually seen on many male pornstars.
James had a tight circumcision, thus he does not have two small bulbs right at the opening of his urethra.
by MST3K I like November 11, 2021
Get the Tight circumcision mug.Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".
by bouletman12 October 28, 2025
Get the Jewish Circumcision mug.A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023
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