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Chanking

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...
"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"
by big_heads June 16, 2009
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puppy chucking

The act of driving down a street at top speed, tossing puppies out the window of the moving vehicle.
Gary got locked up for "puppy chucking".
by Siljinn October 13, 2014
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chucking

The art of throwing discus, shot-put, javelin, etc. The best chucker on one's team is known as the king chuck and the rest of the team are his local "chuck's." Chucker's hate running with a passion
Person 1: What are you doing in track this year?

Person 2: Dude, I'm chucking of course. In fact, I'm your king chuck.

Person 1: I'm sorry sir I wasn't aware--

Person 2: Don't give me that! You earned yourself a lap.

Person 1: NOOO!!!
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Chucking

Throwing game out at every chick you meet, no matter the place impeding others in the process. Usually involves the work place and is never successful. 99% of the time the female is not receptive to your game and rejects you. One who does this is known as a Chucker.
"Where is Clay right now, we have to get these reports in?" "Well, he is in the middle of chucking on Sloane from accounting in the break room, they will have to be late again."
by SEW666 August 23, 2014
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Chinking

A penalty called in hockey when you fight a chinese hockey player and the ref says two minutes for roughing and ten minutes cuz you called him a chink.
Ref:"okay number eight that's two minutes for roughing and ten minute misconduct ."

Number 8: "why did I get the other 10 minute penalty?"

Ref:" because you called him a chink so that's two for roughing and ten for chinking now get in the box and keep your mouth shut."
by J8Rod November 22, 2009
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clunking

The act of fucking something so ugly that it damages your reputation.
After Jim got caught clunking with Sandra none of the girls in school ever dated him again.

I got caught clunking that fat bitch Amy. Now all the clunkers come to me for the D.
by Jessejar December 17, 2017
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Chucking rubber

Lets go to the bowling alley and chuck some rubber
by Gern Blintzen March 14, 2003
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