Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023

fact-checker

Fact-checkers are websites (run by an organization) that checks for the validity of rumors and widespread claims of a certain matter. For example, fact-checkers often debunk the claims of certain political moguls. Without fact-checkers, the internet would be a chaotic place of misinformation.

After hearing rumors that INSERT CELEBRITY HERE's death was a suicide, I went to a fact-checker website and found that this was not at all true.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021

pecker checker

A pecker checker was the term used referring to the Navy corpsman on the ship.

I gotta go see the pecker checker.

by Slim987 November 15, 2019

Ball checker

In basketball the player checking the ball.

Who is the ball checker?

by DickPurple May 17, 2013

Home Checker

Is not cheating with someone in a relationships as home wrecker , but rather communicates and slightly flirts with them to see how stable the relationship is

Billy accepted his title of home checker as he got his ass beat after flirting with Kyle’s girlfriend.

by Grip Reaper April 9, 2023

butty checkers

uhh uhh butts?

aight im go out and clap some butty checkers

by wolfy474 January 25, 2023

Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.

I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.

by Kera Ott October 5, 2023