chapped

A state that one reaches when they are extremely high on weed, to the point where they have very dry lips from cottonmouth.

Yo, I can't blaze anymore, I'm chapped.

by The508 December 6, 2006

Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

3 men, one in Florida, one in Califronia, and the other in North Carolina, talking everyday at work, on companies time, on msn instant messenger.

Our motto: Join us!

I hereby then bring to order the first meeting of the "Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter."

by Shannon, Chris, Kevin April 8, 2004

chapped

To slap your penis across another persons face in a sexual act.

I chapped my girlfriend.

by Brady June 5, 2004

chapped

angry, upset, salty, "chapped".

buddy guy was so chapped when i stole his bike and asked him "what'd you do to your bike?"

by budddddddy guy January 16, 2017

Charted

When you cough and fart at the same time

One time I charted and it was so nasty

by daddylion July 5, 2020

chapter sixteen

a book that contains some kind of smut or sex scene

A: "How far into The Love Hypothesis are you?"
B: "I just finished chapter sixteen"

by the_lamp March 1, 2022

Red Chapter

From the latin:

Rutilus Chapter

A slag term for the redness that occurs arond the asshole of an individual who consumes by will or otherwise a hot and or spicy curry or any indian dish, leading to a burning sensation requiring the need for ice cubes or if the owner of said red chapter plans correctly toilet role from the refrigerator to be placed on the asshole till numb.

Rutilus Chapter is the root of many such words in the championship curry eating community such as follows:

Ring Sting
The Devils Eye
Black Beards Curse

SANJEEV: "Oi dave , curry time as always tonight im cooking know i bring on the red chapter like no other man"

DAVE: "yeah man you dam right im game for that, aint no black beards curse gonna put me off tasting some of that curry love"

JIM: Now then lads bring on the spice, Red Chapters all round, fresh tray of ice cubes and cooled toilet paper aint gonna catch this big man with the devils eye

by Leeroys pet parrot January 6, 2010