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Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.
That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.
by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018
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chameleon ceiling

ceilings tiles that are lights that change with the beat. they make animated gif disco parties happen. they are tight as hell.
"nobody even knows I have a chameleon ceiling cause I keep it set to dull black."
by ceilingsbro1 March 15, 2014
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Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
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Going chameleon

The act of being so drunk that your eyes start to drift in opposite directions. Often occurs when you are blacked out.
Megan’s so drunk she’s going chameleon.
by Something Ghetto July 6, 2019
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as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
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Make-Up Chameleon

A girl that looks completely different with her slap on, usually a wrong'un without
Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude she's a total make-up chameleon
by Marcabre October 27, 2015
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Vibe Chameleon

Vibe chameleons are people who can shift and adapt the vibes of a vast group of people, topics, and interests. In essence, they can code switch and appeal to a variety of groups by successfully matching the vibes and interests of those groups. It doesn’t matter how deep their knowledge is on a particular topic but it does help. People might call Vibe Chameleons posers but some consider them social geniuses.
Connor is a Vibe Chameleon bro. He was just on a private jet headed to a panel to speak about AI and then I saw him eating ribs at Bludso's.
by sh3lllz August 19, 2024
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