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texas chainsaw massacre

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.
Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018
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Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.
by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018
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Chainsaw Noob

A person who is new to tha Xbox 360 game "Gears of War" and therefore uses the chainsaw to gat all of their kills.
if that fuckin chainsaw noob sneaks up on me one more time im giving him a bad review :(
by conebone69 February 6, 2007
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German Chainsaw

The act of using anal beads on a woman during intercourse; just as the woman is about to cum, pull the beads from her anal cavity with the same force as trying to start a lawn mower.

The sound of her screaming will resemble the sound of a screaming chainsaw starting at full throttle.
So last night, I gave Susan the German Chainsaw. Needless to say, it was a shitty experience.
by DirtyJDub June 25, 2018
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the chainsaw

The sexual act of taking a girl's virginity while she sits atop a working dryer filled with 4-5 pairs of shoes or otherwise bulky items.

note: it is not okay to go vroom vroom or attempt to make any other chainsaw noises throughout the process.
Yo bitch, these last few-- haha I'm just playin. Seriously, what I was gonna say was that these last few months we've spent together have been really special and I was thinking that maybe we could step it up a bit. What do I have in mind? Hahah. Well I really wanna do the chainsaw. Don't laugh! Haha. C'mon. This means a lot to me, and my mom just got a Kenmore.
by Maytag September 18, 2006
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A large gangbang with several girls who all happen to be on their period.
by cj04 July 2, 2005
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off the chainsaw

That scene in Die Hard where the guy from Moonlighting jumps off the exploding building is so off the chainsaw, ya heard.
by Awww Damn August 2, 2004
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