When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.
Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
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A person who is new to tha Xbox 360 game "Gears of War" and therefore uses the chainsaw to gat all of their kills.
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The sound of her screaming will resemble the sound of a screaming chainsaw starting at full throttle.
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note: it is not okay to go vroom vroom or attempt to make any other chainsaw noises throughout the process.
note: it is not okay to go vroom vroom or attempt to make any other chainsaw noises throughout the process.
Yo bitch, these last few-- haha I'm just playin. Seriously, what I was gonna say was that these last few months we've spent together have been really special and I was thinking that maybe we could step it up a bit. What do I have in mind? Hahah. Well I really wanna do the chainsaw. Don't laugh! Haha. C'mon. This means a lot to me, and my mom just got a Kenmore.
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