CERN Goggles

See CERN Syndrome.

A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.

Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.

Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here"

by TheCERNicorn August 13, 2012

cerys patterson

don't even get me started!
she's a sly bitch that sleeps with every boy she sees and blames everything she does on other people.
she may come across as a nice kind hearted person but really she's just a two faced bithch that stabs all of her friends in the back.

omg that's cerys patterson

by dickhead on toast June 18, 2019

cenya

the most hilarious mf there is. This pessimistic person really doesn't like you so stop trying

'Hey you know Cenya'.
'Hell yes, she the baddest'

by Tate2 October 11, 2021

Carny

1.One who smells like A-1 sauce and piss
2.One who fills the back of a pick up truck and swims in it

"I went to the carnival where i saw a carny eating rocks and drinking piss

by D Dan June 10, 2003

corny

see: American Gladiators

"Hey man, American Gladiators is on!"

"What's American Gladiators, Brah?"

"Turn it to NBC and see for yourself!"

Moments later...

"Ahhh... This shit is corny as hell."

by PJllama January 16, 2008

Cerhys

Ugly feet with abnormally long toes.

Shit! your feet are bare Cerhys

by yayayayablaaaaah June 14, 2011

cornyism

The religion of a corny person.

Corny: Being Chicka bah now-ish

by Patty January 24, 2004